my favorite part of america’s next top model is when the girls get makeovers
and all the white girls get all their hair cut off and cry
and all the black girls get their weaves taken out and cry
and tyra’s there like
#…we need to have a chat about the meaning of ‘friendly’ #i don’t think you understand that word.
Just a friendly reminder that Finnick gets his head ripped off.
you know that feeling when you’re on your period and you take a shower and you feel so clean and relieved and nice but then as soon as you turn the water off it’s a race against you, gravity and time
“Their management is paying for One Direction to win the MTV music video award,” Beliebers’ said.
“What’s that? Just kidding, I don’t give a fuck,” Directioners’ waved a dismissive hand and continued to blog, while One Direction is still in the lead for the award.
you know them moments when you look in the mirror and you think holy shit that’s me because for some reason it feels like the person you’re looking at in the mirror is an unfamiliar stranger and you begin thinking about how you’re a person on a planet in a solar system in a galaxy in a universe and for a few minutes you ponder the origin and the meaning of existence and then shrug and return to your computer
OMFG HE LOOKS SO HOT OMG
EVEN THE WAY HE WALKS AND THOSE JEANS UNF
OH PAUL YOU GET ME EVERYTIME
paul’s the husband, harry’s the wife
BUT HEY, PAUL U LOOK HOT OMIGODD MY BODYS READYY
dennng paul one direction is rubbing off on you
- harry: hi
- harry: im harry styles
- harry: and i have curly hair
- harry: and i have nice dimples
- harry: and i have prefect lips
- harry: and i have nice eyes
- harry: and im just a normal lad
- harry: and im going to rip out your heart
- harry: and im going to destroy you
- harry: and i am going to make you suffer
- harry: suffer like you never have before
- harry: SUFFER MORE THAN YOU WILL EVER KNOW
- harry: feEL THE PAIN OF FEELS AND AGONY
- harry: MAKE YOU WANT TO RIP OUT YOUR HEART AND SELL IT ON THE BLACK MARKET JUST TO SEE ME IN PERSON FOR ONE DAY
- HARRY: AND MAKE YOU WANT TO RIP YOUR EYES OUT WHENEVER YOU SEE ME BECAUSE IM JUST THAT PRETTY
- HARRY: AND FINALLY WHEN YOU THINK YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH I WILL SMIRK AT YOU UNTIL YOUR HEART EXPLODES AND YOU CANT FIX IT
- harry: i worked in a bakery